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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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Street Scenes

Here's some local color from the gritty streets of Manhattan: I just got panhandled by a guy who was waiting for a bus. Remember that one the next time you hear someone say Americans lack gumption.

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lululemming
lululemming (#409)

Balk, are you going to start a new segment where you regale us with tales of life back in Hanover? Because, doesn't this happen all the time? Or do I just live in a shitty part of my city?

DorothyMantooth

I've always imagined that Balk enjoyed a storied rivalry with Larry Bird.

BronxWASP
BronxWASP (#415)

Did it work? Because if so I must add that to my repertoire.

FracturedAcetabulum

I was going to ask the same question. If it was effective, I might supplement my three jobs with this little stroke of genius.

Tuce
Tuce (#427)

Though in general I find the panhandlers in Manhattan much, much less aggressive than those in other U.S. cities.

Moff
Moff (#28)

We have panhandlers in Madison, apparently, and I keep wanting to stop and say to them, "Sorry, buddy -- I moved away from New York so I could pretend poor people didn't exist." I don't, though, because what if they smell gross?

rj77
rj77 (#210)

Well, that Metro Card doesn't pay for itself...

cdnpoof
cdnpoof (#233)

That kind of gumption says "canadian" to me. Was he aggressively polite? Did he say "thank you" or the tell-tale "thank you, sir"? Canadian. Never say Canadians lack gumption. Actually, I want to apologise, for saying that. I'm sorry I suggested you couldn't say something. It was very un-canadian. I'm going to go have a glass of hot water and calm down.

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