Big questions, Big Love: Who will be South Africa's first lady now that polygamist Joseph Zuma is set to become the nation's president? More importantly, just how many wives has this guy had? I count five, but I probably missed one or two in the thickets of this article.
Can we make Chantal Biya first lady of South Africa? She should get to be first lady of multiple countries, that we may witness her multiple, terrifying hats.
Not to mention her mind boggling wigs.
Afrikaans has no word for "It's all good, baby." Luckily Zulu has over 200 words for "What happened to you? You used to be cool."
Let the people decide after a series of debates moderated by Tom Brokaw.
if they [sic] legalize gay marriage, then polygamy is next!
That's the deal, right?