Not only are today's journalists TOTALLY GAY for Barack Obama, they're TOTALLY GAY in general, always wanting to know about your feelings and stuff. One thing's for sure: they're not MEN like Bill O'Reilly or Bernie Goldberg, who would totally beat each other up in some hypermasculine display of testosterone-fueled heterosexuality if one of them ever used the world "enchanted" to the other. These guys are so straight I bet they're not even wearing make-up.
I'll bet their moms still kill their dinner for them.
Or they pick it up from the road. Either way, mommy is always there for them.
I think O'Reilly has too much estrogen - have you seen his breasts lately?
Goldberg said "metrosexual" -- they're back?
I'm not so sure that Goldberg is hyper-hetero.
He must have had a strong crush on Dykstra, how else could he have believed that Nails was a stock picking savant?
One quirk of The Awl is that we don't know who writes most posts until we click through. I've often found that it's easy to predict whether Balk or Choire writes a given post, just based on the initial bit "before the jump".
this post, not so much.
I plan on finding both of these straight F-tards and beating their faces with my dick. Over and over again.
Yeah, Billy Boy.
Real men fuck with falafels, right?
Now you know why these guys kvell over Abu Ghraib porn...