Some Enchanted Evening, with Bill and Bernie

Not only are today’s journalists TOTALLY GAY for Barack Obama, they’re TOTALLY GAY in general, always wanting to know about your feelings and stuff. One thing’s for sure: they’re not MEN like Bill O’Reilly or Bernie Goldberg, who would totally beat each other up in some hypermasculine display of testosterone-fueled heterosexuality if one of them ever used the world “enchanted” to the other. These guys are so straight I bet they’re not even wearing make-up.