Shut up, bacon.
Should this situation somehow result in a reduction of the number of natterers extolling the virtues of bacon I am fully on board with it.
Should this situation somehow result in a reduction of the number of natterers extolling the virtues of bacon I am fully on board with it.
That silk purse is not going to match those boots.
In the year 2009 the pigs will have their revenge.
Excuse me, I have to go write an Oscar winning screenplay.
What natterer wouldn't be happy to catch the bacon flu?
Any relation to the Nancy Cox quoted in the study?
All Coxes are related, and terrified that you will employ their surname in a pun of some sort.
(evidently, the tree only allows a certain number of branches, hmm, either that or you disabled the reply function…hmmm)
I'm far too mature to make a pun on your surname.
I've partied with him.
Figures!
I've moved on to lamb anyway.
Kofte! Kofte! Kofte!
All right, this is taking late-'70s nostalgia a bit too far.
That pig's got personality!
I think it's terror.
Balk is coming out as anti-bacon?
OH, IT IS ON, MOTHERFUCKER. You better sleep with one eye open from now on.
(However, if you can assure me you carry no ill will towards pork belly, our friendship may resume.)