In honor of Barack Obama's first hundred days-have you heard anything about that?-I put together a gallery of images inspired from the swine flu pandemic which might just show that Tupac Shakur is still alive, but in light of the news that the GDP dropped 6.1%, I decided it would be better if I presented a more sober face to the world, particularly given the dangerous conflict in Pakistan. So I deleted it. God, I am so over this day.

Oh please, you haven't presented a sober face to the world since the late 80s.
A day awash in newsjuice.
ARE CHELSEA HANDLERS BOOBS REAL
That question still vexes, doesn't it?
Click at your own risks, y'all. (Though I still remain suspicious.)
Well that was quick!
If Choire is #2, Cho is #3, and Balk is #4... who's #1? My guess is the feline.
A phalanx of sneezing. wheezing, achy pigs has been spotted at the border. Word is that they are wearing sombreros and muttering "Nosotros los mataremos todo."
"el squeeeeeeee!"
Correction: "El esqueeeeeeee!"
*Might* show Tupac is still alive?
Maybe this Shakur-alike is just gearing up to do some viral promotion (yes, I went there) for a new "urban" sanitary mask called the Flupac.