Plus, her dog will protect her

Attention stalkers: the New York Observer reveals Page Six vet Paula Froelich's home address in a profile pegged to the forthcoming release of Mercury in Retrograde, the gossip girl's entry into the world of genre fiction. (The novel is set in her building.) Should we worry about Paula's personal safety? Nah. Your editor, an unabashed admirer of the brassy broad (advance warning: expect plenty of Mercury mentions as its pub date draws near) has never spent even an hour in her company without feeling completely exhausted afterwards; the result of any attempt to waylay or otherwise accost her would make The Ransom of Red Chief look like a Bible story. The lady lives three lives on Twitter in her spare time, for God's sake. Steer well clear.