Sorry, this site is up and down today like a vampire during an eclipse. (Uh, what? Well. Like a hooker on a pogo stick seemed too vulgar.)
Sorry, this site is up and down today like a vampire during an eclipse. (Uh, what? Well. Like a hooker on a pogo stick seemed too vulgar.)
"Too vulgar"? Yikes! This doesn't bode well for Balk's Cock!
If anyone deserved number 69 it was you, Dorothy. Or Nina Hagen, because I have a thing for her.
I'm sure she's exceedingly jealous.
AS SHE SHOULD BE.
Oh man. I would have tried to snag it myself if I'd even thought of it.
You guys have made my day. Nay, my very year!
I thought Choire meant "vulgar" in the Lodwickian sense of "common"?
I covet your commenter number. Among other things.
Aw, C-Ro, you know I covet you the most, baby!
Up and down, like Stephen Hawking with an abusive shaky nurse?
If the site is up for longer than four hours, consult your psychiatrist.
My ears were itchy so here I am.
Sexy lady! Sophisticated mama!
Maybe this site needs a candy bar with as a much caffeine as the Leading Energy Drink.
damn baby, if you had only waited one more minute we would have had @perfection.
It's got Electrolytes!!!
I got Electrocuted.
Is this the meeting place for white faceless blobs living in a grey world?
I am a white faceless blob living in a light pink world.
Up and down like a bipolar blowjob?
Up and down like the mood-swings of a blog-editor!!!
I WIN!!!!
You have my hosting sympathies. Also.
Sparkly Vampire?
Well, at least SOMETHING has been going down on me lately.
(Am I oversharing again? Sorry.)
Well, we know it's not Nick. He'd rather see the whole site go down and just stay that way. Or on Twitter. Or something.