Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Obama and Tiger and that's all I'm saying.

The President meets a popular figure from the world of sportI hate caption contests, but if you think I'm going any other way with this photo before we're fully funded you're out of your mind. Anyway, here's my entry: "President Barack Obama greets professional golfer Tiger Woods in the Oval Office." I think that's really all that needs to be said, right?

38 Comments / Post A Comment

RickVigorous (#214)

Where Tiger adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Bama loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes him lose control —
What a wild duet!

Slava (#216)

In a move that some called "A tad tacky", Obama installed a full-wall mirror in the Oval Office.

GLanyon (#282)


dado (#102)

"Sorry son, this is a restricted club. There's a public course just about a 5 iron down the road."

"But I'm Tiger Woods!"

"OK, make that an 8 iron."

whowhahuh (#57)

C'mon…it's okay…you're in the right room

BoHan (#29)

I don't have a caption, but it does look like the opening scene of one of those fetish movies I can order on demand from Dish Network.

"Both of our fathers are of African descent; you lived in Asia, my Mom is Asian; we are probably the two most recognizable people on earth; and we are both fans of Swedish models.


Curly Q Tips (#189)

"The Lady Or The Tiger?"

Curly Q Tips (#189)

Tiger. Balm.

Ali (#267)


Curly Q Tips (#189)

"And you shake it all about…"

Sarcastro (#328)

"Tiger, meet the invisible hand of the marketplace."

Vaquero (#315)

Tweaking the ass of an invisible 10 foot tall woman. Jinx!

Rod T (#33)

Everything being centered on that bookshelf is really bothering me.


wiilliiaamm (#225)

bothers me now.

katiebakes (#32)

One, two, three, WHEEEE!!! … whoops, sorry Sasha!

KarenUhOh (#19)

Tiger, Prexy Ink Deal To Join Will Ferrell For "Duck Soup II: Totally Quackers!"

La Muda (#181)

"And this is my new caddy, Harvey."

wiilliiaamm (#225)

Yadda dat da dat dat!!….(top hats and canes are tossed from off stage)

"White people are always going 'after you' and shit."
"Yeah, like this: 'After you.'"
"No, it's more like — check this out: 'After you' …"

lawyergay (#220)


delrayser (#319)


"With matching suits, we're just like John and Paul. Where's Black Ringo?"

I don't know but Prince is definitely Black George.

Sarcastro (#328)

"You cup the world's right ball, I'll get the left."

Curly Q Tips (#189)

"Hillary, let's Oreo…"

In a secret jacket-and-tie meeting after hours on the White House ground floor, the Last Asiatic Black Man greeted his young apprentices, laughing, "Everything is going exactly according to plan."

GLanyon (#282)


davidwatts (#72)

Tiger Woods reveals invisible, 6-foot-tall rabbit that is the source of all his powers.

Mad Dog Fargo (#378)

Early indications point to this photo as the probable cause for the near-epidemic of poorly written slash fiction flooding our nation's news sites.

LilyBlue (#166)

Madeleine Albright Visits the White House:
Subtitle: Lion and Tiger welcome Cougar

i wanna have threeway with those two

Soup (#119)

It takes two to invisible tango.

Stop Okay Go (#365)

They're doing that Harpo and Lucy (Ball) mirror thing.

Obama: [sotto voce] Watch this. [To stage left] Hey, Mr. Emmanuel, could you take a picture of me and President Obama?

Admiral (#390)

Tiger: "Obama, let me introduce you to a friend of mine, This is Al Sharpton."

GLanyon (#282)

I know there's a Bagger Vance joke in here somewhere.

Post a Comment