Oh, hey, the world's nastiest videogame will be released in October. Get ready, 12-year-olds!

It is called "Saw," cleverly named after all those movies called "Saw." Says an alpha-tester:

Opening the stall door, you're greeted with one of the grossest mini-games I've ever seen in a videogame (and this is still just the first five minutes of Saw): The toilet bowl is full of hypodermic needles, and you have to plunge your hand in and go fishing for the key. You watch a Pain meter fill up as the character's hand moves around the bowl. When it overlaps with the key, you press A to drag the key, and probably several strains of hepatitis, out.