Mild Illness Seen In Westchester Heterosexuals.
Doctors in Chappaqua and Amityville have diagnosed among heterosexual teenagers at least 160 cases of a rare and often not at all fatal virus. Zero of the victims died less than 24 hours after the diagnosis was made.
The cause of the outbreak is unknown, and there is as yet no evidence of contagion. But the doctors who have made the diagnoses, mostly in tony towns of Westchester, are alerting other physicians who treat large numbers of well-off heterosexuals to the problem in an effort to help identify more cases and to reduce the delay in pulling them out of private schools. *
Dude.
Ha, WELL?
Now I get it: This thing doesn't look like that thing.
I was puzzled until I found the sneaky asterisk link at the end.
Strangely, I had known about that asterisk for almost 10 years, but had never actually read it. I read it yesterday when I saw this, and it felt like the beginning of a horror movie, when everyone is going about their happy-go-lucky lives, not able to hear the ominous movie score that swells and hints of nightmares to come.