Of course you're worried by the crazy pig disease from Mexico (where it is called "puerco loco"), but you probably haven't asked yourself the most important question about the whole affair: "Is Matt Drudge a National Hero?"
Of course you're worried by the crazy pig disease from Mexico (where it is called "puerco loco"), but you probably haven't asked yourself the most important question about the whole affair: "Is Matt Drudge a National Hero?"
Puerco loco sounds kind of delicious.
No, you panic when you find out you can't even get a jar of Bacos, at a grocery store that's suddenly called "Wiggly."
I've got swine elbow which is associated with box wine and licorice.
Boxwine Flu?
Matt Drudge is a NATIONAL TREASURE! As such, he should be buried in a super-secret-hidden cavern beneath Mt. Rushmore.
Gosh, the Swine Flu Panic of 1976 was a doozy. We got to stay home from school for an entire day, and then they made us all get the shot, which really hurt. Even though half my classmates died, no one got the dreaded disease, so it was well worth the risk. I have W.I.N. buttons too to hand out, if you'd like one.