This Lindsay Lohan eHarmony bit is burning up the Internets! It's funny because it demonstrates the way we allow our celebrities to damage themselves due to the the massive levels of entitlement we afford them for their ability to carry a major motion picture but then we demand to see them punished and disgraced for doing the exact same things we'd do if we were put in their position!

Fulfillment to Damnation to Absolution in 140 characters or less.
Andy Warhol, High Priest of Hyperdrive.
I hope you just recycle that same paragraph for every popular, ostensibly traffic-getting but probably not really, celeb-focused viral stupid thing you force yourself to post. Also, why are you forcing yourself to post celebrity-focused viral stupid things?
I actually thought she was really good in this.
What fascinates me is the eager acceptance of "celebrities" to migrate down amongst the proletariat to mingle within the Twitterscape and Facebookerati (do you think that guy on Technorati can get me invited into the Statusphere for either of those? No??).
It is as though, by debasing themselves so transparently, they can attain a commonnness that will redeem them--not so much to Us--the Mass--but to themselves, as putative persons devoid of persona, to which they desperately cling, yet aspire to shed.
Were there any videos showing more of her tits?
I thought eHarmony was for straight people only.
Mitigating: I didn't (and won't) play the video.