Sarah Palin thought she was going to be brought down by the vast left-wing conspiracy, but it turns out she has bigger problems closer to home! Ayiyiyi! Because it's not very evangelical anti-sexianity of you to allow your teenage daughter's boyfriend to, um, MOVE IN. He told the Early Show today: "They said I didn't live there. [They say] I 'stayed' there. I was like, 'Okay, whatever you want to call it' – I had all my stuff there. So, if you wanna call it staying there, that's fine." Now Piper and that other 14-year-old harlot daughter, whatsherface, are all pissed because slutty Bristol ruined their chances of ever having dirty rec-room sex while their mom and hunky dad were upstairs.