Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
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Jesus H. Christ On A License Plate

christ_plateHere's a new vanity license plate approved by the Florida legislature. I… just… yeah.

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mathnet (#27)

GOD FTW

KarenUhOh (#19)

The Italians are buying Christler, you know.

Since this is Florida, crucified Jesus is roasting in the golden Florida sun. How tasteful.

Alex Balk (#4)

It's apparently supposed to be stained glass? I think it would be awesome if it were a big orange in the background.

loganh (#453)

he's being sunburned for our sins. except he's blueish. zinc sunblock?

propertius (#361)

That, or a grapefruit.

The blue color is verismo – cyanosis.

KarenUhOh (#19)

I'm assuming you can only screw it on your car on Good Friday.

The screws line up with where the stigmata should be! I admire the attention to detail.

Urbania (#94)

this was from the League Of Christian Revisionists, who believe that Jesus was not crucified on a cross, but had his arms chopped off and was subsequently squished between a giant M and a P. in front of the golden Florida sun.

mathnet (#27)

SLE EPY

lululemming (#409)

FRË BRD

mathnet (#27)

IMS URE

Urbania (#94)

HED DWN

Hobbesian (#255)

KNG JWS

Hobbesian (#255)

ARM PIT

brent_cox (#40)

That's a buffer-than-usual Jesus.

Alex Balk (#4)

Seriously. He may have died for your sins, but He sure as fuck worked out first.

Jesusonastick (#507)

MMM, I was totally checking him out at the Y last week…… he can bench 350lbs!

Liana (#161)

Savior on Board.

NinetyNine (#98)

4SA KEN

TIC KLE?

WWJ DRV?

AKH BAR?

Jerasphere (#468)

WWJ DRV a Honda of course, everywhere you look they all came in one accord.

Abe Sauer (#148)

OLD JEW

wiilliiaamm (#225)

Florida needs to be taken off the shelf, rebranded and repurposed as a state that makes smart, thoughtful and practical decisions that dont become national punchlines. Or not.
And remain the re.dik.a.lus cluster of pissy godfearin, retirin, walmartin, christajews that exist only to make funny for the rest of us.

HND HRT

JUD AS1

sixlocal (#296)

RAP TOR

Jesus: He isn't just for breakfast any more.

A life without Jesus is like a day without sunshine.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Well that's ridiculous. He doesn't look a thing like Jim Caviezel.

skybarn (#304)

That's blasphemy. Everyone knows Samuel Ple died for our sins. Sam Ple is too familiar.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Job 15:31 Let not him that is deceived trust in vanity: for vanity shall be his recompence.

C note (#456)

Christ.

FeyBoohoozer (#410)

I don't know why, but I have this burning desire to rub raspberry jam all over that chest.

binkysdream (#173)

I guess Jesus really does want me for a sunbeam.

Alex Balk (#4)

OLD JZY

FeyBoohoozer (#410)

SIN SON

StetAtkins (#279)

This plate won't stop me from flipping off the Betty Bluehair clogging up the passing lane.

Quinacridone (#81)

ZOM BIE

bmichael (#213)

I can't believe this Mr. Ple would get a Jesus plate. His name sounds foreign. And not the Christian kind of foreign.

gregorg (#30)

THF THF

alt.: OMG

Trans-Man (#481)

FLR DUH

Trans-Man (#481)

CHS PL8

KarenUhOh (#19)

HIZ RZN

anildash (#487)

"Whatcha doin', prisoner?"
"'gravin' images. On license plates."

ejcsanfran (#489)

ILVTOFU

alorsenfants (#139)

And they did this with the idea in mind that it might protect them from the forthcoming Hurricane ________?

RnNan (#503)

Umm..if a nice Jewish girl like me rear-ends some hallelujah honey with these plates, is it a hate crime?

marcadams (#521)

So jesus IS dead (at least according to this picture on the license plate) And he is wearing a tiara. But such silky hair. He's worth it!

sarrahpallin (#523)

IMSAVD
URNXT
IMTHRSTY
GOINHM
SEEPOPA

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