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Thursday, April 30, 2009

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Is Arlen Specter A Secret Trojan Horse Designed To Give The Dems Swine Flu?

Politico: Arlen Specter does not wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom.

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Krugmanic Depressive

Consider the afternoon won, bitchez! Now, where's the siren, Drudge, hm?

TheHonJudgeSmails

Seems a pretty slight infraction in light of the fact that he's a power-hungry political windsock who will do basically anything to remain in Congress.

MisterHippity

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ARLEN SPECTER?

Here are some facts about Arlen Specter:

1. When he dips a corn chip in salsa, he takes a bite and then dips the same chip in the salsa again.
2. Sometimes, instead of changing his underwear, he just turns the same pair inside out and wears it again the next day.
3. He has been overheard admitting that he likes to pee in the shower, and then laughing about it like that's no big deal.

To learn more about Arlen Specter, go to www.arlenspecterisreallygross.com.

Liana
Liana (#161)

He has never laundered his bra.

MisterHippity

Also, he shot a woman and killed her.

No wait ... that was Phil Spector. Never mind.

dweeb
dweeb (#437)

As a Warren Commission staffer, he originated the Single Bullet Theory, so maybe it was both.

NotAndersonCooper

I heard he duked in the urinal.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

If you are adequately hung, all you have to do is flop your cock out of your pants, piss, and give it a quick shake. Unless you were barebacking something before pissing, your cock should be relatively clean.

So all this means is that the guy is packing. And the hand-washing fellas? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvdMtamUTM4

Vaquero
Vaquero (#315)

Is that what your older brother told you? No. Wash up, Rod. And wash your rod too.

DorothyMantooth

Did anyone see if he washed his hands before he touched his dick?

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