Suck it, lower 48! Anyway, good news from Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Twitter, which looks like someone took a cheesy poster from the seventies and vomited a bunch of stars on it. (And I say that as someone who works on a site whose horrible design was absolutely deliberate.) Seriously, it's like an unholy combination of a Charlie's Angels pin-up and "Hang in there, kitty." Yuck.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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Fingers crossed for Lupine Flu.
She'll be ready for the Home Shopping Network, just as soon as she learns to spell "Ack."
She's looks a little like Mitzi Kapture in that photo.Yes, I just wanted to use a Mitzi Kapture ref.
Because if you have swine flu, your symptoms may be flu-like.
But she has lovely penmanship. Sister Mary of Perpetual Pain would be pleased to see this and hold it up as a glowing example of my failure to produce anything other than something that "looks like a chicken dipped his feet in an inkwell and went spastic on your paper." And that's a direct quote.
The Palin state must be basking in the protective glow of her Jesus.
God whoore.
Talk about service-y: I asked for this early this morning and, bam, only 6 hours of drinking later, here it is. Combined with the Wonkette analysis of her "Cheryl Tiegs/Sears-style neon Paint Shop Pro signature," and my snarktank is full.
Be Vigilant, AK! If you see a swine, shoot it! (preferably from a helicopter)