64% of Minnesota voters want Norm Coleman to concede to Al Franken in that state's astoundingly protracted Senate race, according to a Star Tribune poll. The Coleman campaign immediately vowed to appeal the survey all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.
But it's the tyrannical 64%.
HI-larioius. Needs rimshot.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Obviously Mr. Coleman is taking a long time to concede because he's overcompensating for something that isn't all that long.
What that thing is...I have no idea.
Confession: I once lived in Maryland. In 1994, when Ellen Sauerbrey refused to concede the Governor's race until THREE DAYS before Parris N. Glendening was inaugurated, the press called Sauerbrey "sour grapes." If only the name "Norm Coleman" lent itself to something similarly brutally accurate ..