Your president will come down and tell bankrupt maker of terrible cars Chrysler what is up at noon today. Sadly, the men who actually build the cars have already given up hope, as their union agreed to new healthcare concessions that mean Viagra is no longer covered. (Yes!) There are 6.3 million people now collecting unemployment in the U.S., a record high for the 13th week in a row.
Now that the U.S. has already given Chrysler upward of $4 billion, and they want $7 billion more, even while the government is restructuring their finances: meanwhile Chrysler has already laid off, or plans to lay off, as many as 13,000 people. Why they get both? This company ran itself into the ground and it deserves what it gets. The president can hire the laid-off employees to build bridges and schools and the idiots who destroyed Chrysler can spend the rest of their lives paying back their debts.

My car runs on Viagra.
Oh man, my pulmonary arterial hypertension is totally acting up today.
the employees (former, not current) are the ones who destroyed the company. Let the bashing begin.
The thought of Dodge Trucks (the RAM!) being run by a fey little Italian car company makes me chuckle.
We're up to 17.5% unemployment in Spain, with 20% expected by the end of the year (or summer, if things keep on like this).
I must smack myself in the face, because the phrase "..if things keep on like this" is SO fucking stupid at this point. Forgive me.