More "conversion of the gays" news, this time from across the pond:
Homosexual protesters are planning to gather at a conference in London tomorrow featuring a therapist who helps men struggling with same-sex attraction.Activist groups say Dr Joseph Nicolosi's therapy is "dangerous", arguing that the conference is giving a platform to "homophobic" ideas.
LISTEN UP BRITISH GAY PEOPLE, THIS IS A TRAP! You'll get all decked up and head over to the protest, ready to respectfully demonstrate against bigotry and ignorance, but once he has you all there Dr. Nicolosi is going to wave his magic wand and turn you all into straights. And then no one will be left to be camp and queeny with that particularly funny accent you all do. Please, stay home.
[Do click through the original link; the use of scare quotes is hysterical.]
Few people know this, but for the uninitiated, I'll fill you in: there is an oft-omitted 15th Station of the Cross. In between station 8, where Jesus met the daughters of Jerusalem and station 9, where Jesus fell for the third time, Jesus performed a massive "Conversion of the Gays".
I read this as "conversation of the gays" and was excited. Sigh.
Regardless, I've been to pussidise, but I'd rather've been to me.
Now that Quentin's gone, who are the stately homos of England these days?
If it was me, I'd get the Scissor Sisters and a troupe of gogo boys and get them to perform across the street.
I also try to help men who are struggling with same-sex attraction My technique is probably very different from theirs, but I do what I can.