Here's Vice President Biden on "The Today Show" this morning, scaring the hell out of anyone who is actually stupid enough to listen to him. Biden's advice on the swine flu-essentially, panic and avoid public places-was quickly reinterpreted by a spokesperson to suggest that the Vice President was referring to sick people who might further transmit the disease. This wasn't the first Biden gaffe, and it's not going to be the last one. What's next?

• May 12, 2009: BIDEN DISCUSSES CHRYSLER: "WE'VE GOT NO IDEA OF WHAT THE HELL TO DO"
White House Clarifies: Meant To Say "We Know Ideas Of What The Heck To Do"

• August 23, 2009: VICE-PRESIDENT SAYS HE'D TELL EVERYONE IN AMERICA TO "KEEP YOUR MONEY UNDER A MATTRESS"
Spokesman: Vice President Misquoted, Was Attempting To Bolster Furniture Sales

• January 2, 2010: IN TENSE CABINET MEETING, VICE PRESIDENT ATTACKS OBAMA FOR PERCEIVED PASSIVITY; "YOU'RE HALF BLACK TOO, RIGHT? YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ACT LIKE IT SOMETIMES"
Biden Says Misunderstanding, Was Simply Telling President About Rerun Of 24 He Watched Previous Evening

• September 19, 2010: BIDEN TELLS AMERICAN JEWISH LEADERS U.S. SUPPORT OF ISRAEL WILL REMAIN STRONG "FOR AS LONG AS YOU GUYS KEEP WRITING THE CHECKS"
Veep Claims He Was Referring To Czech Republic Diplomats Involved In Palestinian Roundtable Discussion

• March 9, 2011: VICE PRESIDENT SLAYS GRIDIRON DINNER: "BARACK TELLS ME THAT IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO HIM, THE SECRET SERVICE HAS STANDING INSTRUCTIONS TO TAKE ME OUT IMMEDIATELY"
Obama Confirms

• June 16, 2012: BIDEN DISMISSES POLLS SHOWING TROUBLE FOR DEMOCRATIC TICKET IN ELECTION: "IT DOESN'T MATTER, WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE DAYS BEFORE THEALIENS INVADE ANYWAY"
Strange Lights Seen In Sky Above Cities Worldwide

• June 19, 2012:BIDEN: "KLAATU BARADA NIKTO, MAN! KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!"
Earth Incinerated