Here's a round-up of recent advertisements in the private jet category. Uh, good luck, fellas.
"Propellers are for pussies."
"Hey before we get started, I just want you to know that the private plane I took here was a fucking puddle jumper. A King Air! Have you seen those things? It's like an flying clown car powered by a rubber band! Jesus! Talk about roughing it! So anyway, senators … what's your first question?"
"Yo Dimon! Have you seen Pandit's new Beechcraft?! More like Bitchcraft! Ha ha ha! Right buddy? Yeah, we saw him fueling up in Zurich and I had to text him. I was all 'I thought that thing ran on hemp or something!' Ha! Oh wait. Hey, is that Giselle?"
–Lawrence Summers, overheard at the 2008 World Economic Forum VIP Champagne Reception
We'll be repaying those TARP funds via paper airplane.
How many layers of group think were required for people behind this crap to agree that THIS would be a good ad?
You must be logged-in to post a comment.
Register Now or Login To Your Account