Awkward Boners Website Features Few Boners, Little Awkwardness

Also not a boner!The greatest problem with the new website Awkward Boners, which collects pictures of ill-timed moments in which a man might have an erection, is that they don’t actually know anything about the male body. Most of the pictures included actually do not feature boners, merely visible signs of flaccid man-stuff. Nor are these moments therefor particularly awkward! This is a grave disappointment to those of us who enjoy both boners and awkwardness.