Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Awkward Boners Website Features Few Boners, Little Awkwardness

Also not a boner!The greatest problem with the new website Awkward Boners, which collects pictures of ill-timed moments in which a man might have an erection, is that they don't actually know anything about the male body. Most of the pictures included actually do not feature boners, merely visible signs of flaccid man-stuff. Nor are these moments therefor particularly awkward! This is a grave disappointment to those of us who enjoy both boners and awkwardness.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

You raise a prominent point.

i think the only reason awkward boners hasn't snagged a book deal yet is the fact that it runs on wordpress, and not tumblr.

Anyway, it's scientifically proven that it's impossible for a man wearing orange to get a hard-on. Which explains a lot about the Hare Krishnas.

BlinkyMcChuck (#202)

That's a site looking for a hostile makeover.

bmichael (#213)

I think the site will find itself hard-pressed and needing to bone up on on its picture scrutiny.

I see the point of this.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Too bad it's hard to salsa while holding a book in front of you.

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