Seriously, I'm having one of those days where everything I look at makes me go "What?" Anyway: "US pop star Beyonce has angered a high-brow art museum in Vienna by sending a look-a-like to her own special personal tour of the museum, while she went shopping, according to newspaper reports here Wednesday." I mean, really: What?
I'm going to get my own body double and send him to work while I go out shopping every day.
I hope you don't mind that I'm commenting as my body double today.
The body double aspect is the sanest part of this. I mean, all sense went out the window the moment a "high brow museum"* sent an invite out to the girl currently hawking hair dye and Nintendos EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES ON THE TEEVEE.
*as opposed to all those low-brow museums specializing in corncob figurines and Jesus toast.
I love little museums. One of the best afternoons of my life was spent at a museum dedicated to tow-trucks.
I hate to burst your bubble, but that was a scrap yard.
I once spent a few hours in the New Orleans Pharmacy Museum, and now that isn't a euphemism.
She may be having an out of booty experience.
wow
niiiiiice
"All the double ladies! (All the double ladies!)"
Guess my body double too Bootylicious for ya, Austrian docent!
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like you were also at the art museum.
Solange has to be pissed at be relegated to "look-a-like" status.
Oh, god. Being relegated. I actually thought I proofread this.
I wonder how long it was before the Viennese noticed it was Justin Timberlake in a dress...
It all sounds very Ocean's 12.
Um... Jinx?
Idiots. This is how Fabergé eggs get stolen!
A Catherine Zeta Jones lookalike once told me that.
Of course my version would be the clunkier of the two.
All that really matters is that we're both well-versed in the intricacies of wildly sub-par movie sequels.
It was Sasha Fierce's idea.
A museum? Even Warhol only sent look-alikes to college lectures, not to an actual museum.
Put a dead ringer on it!
HA. Amazing.
*mutter mutter mutter he could have used the "The Hapsburgs" and the "Things That Make Alex Balk Cry" tags and he didn't mutter mutter mutter*
I can't believe this. Did she really think she could get away with it? I'm doubtful.
she looks like this:
http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/albertina2-2_big.jpg
i mean... if beyonce was hoping to replace herself with leona lewis, maybe. but HONESTLY.
The flat ass gave her away? And the museum guy didn't notice until after the picture was taken and she turned to walk away...
A propos of nothing, I'd like to propose the *Obsessed* movie drinking game: 1 drink every time "bitch" is said; 2 drinks for every "skinny ass" comment conjured; a hearty chug each time a character on-screen calls someone "crazy."