"Why the fuck are they always trying to make the Baseball like Football? Can't we have stuff be different?"
"It is a pastoral sport, man."
I still maintain that Joe MacLeod is one of our greatest living writers, even though I bet his copy comes in hand-written via facsimile.
Just wait until they try to sell you league-branded cologne and socks.
MacLeod is a sub-literate, high-functioning alcoholic. I agree with everything in that essay.
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