A Question For The Ages: Why Must Baseball Be Like Football?
"Why the fuck are they always trying to make the Baseball like Football? Can't we have stuff be different?"
"Why the fuck are they always trying to make the Baseball like Football? Can't we have stuff be different?"
"It is a pastoral sport, man."
I still maintain that Joe MacLeod is one of our greatest living writers, even though I bet his copy comes in hand-written via facsimile.
Just wait until they try to sell you league-branded cologne and socks.
MacLeod is a sub-literate, high-functioning alcoholic. I agree with everything in that essay.