An important new website has just made its debut. We here all agree that websites should serve a social or socializing purpose, as web-browsing habits are highly mammalian, for obvious reasons, particularly involving as they do the neocortex, which you are mostly likely using right now, unless you are Levi Johnston.

OMGICU is a never-before-dreamed-of system of status management by which the upper monkey classes may make note of the location of other bipeds, and then yet other hominids may rate their interest in the location and status of these noted chattering endotherms.

Any animal that wishes may join this website, and choose which sections of the North American hardwood forest they have an interest in tracking, and tracking information will be sent to their extra-occipital lobe devices, via AT&T, mostly.

For instance I have asked to be notified of sightings taking place in the Bronx and Staten Island, zero of which have since occurred since I joined.

But the downtown Manhattan area seems to be hopping. To wit:

That no one has ever thought of this before is surprising! Why shouldn't a New York-based website enlist its monkey-helpers in ongoing reputation and status management? It seems like an idea whose time has come, furthering as it does intellectual and social development for a grand future of the species.